A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students

1. You see gorgeous girl in party,
you go to her & say I am rich marry me
“That’s Direct Marketing.”

2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you
tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him. “That’s Advertising.”

3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me?
“That’s Brand Recognition“

4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u
“That’s Customer Feedback“

5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband
“That’s Demand & Supply Gap“

6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives
“That’s Restriction from Entering New Market.”

[Source: This post originally appeared on my friend Bayasaa’s Facebook wall]